Who's the Scientologist
Who bristled when his faith was dissed?
Chef!
(Ya damn right)

Who's the cat who didn't blink
When Jews and Catholics made a stink?
Chef!
(Can ya dig it?)

Who said ''I'm outta here''
Nine days before the season premiere?

Chef!
(Right on)

They say this cat Chef is a bad sport
(Shut your mouth!)
I'm talkin' 'bout Chef
(Then we can dig it!)

He's a complicated man
And no one understands him, including Stone and Parker
Bye, Chef!