AOL Music wins the award for today's try-not-to-click homepage headline, which accompanies a photo of resurgent pop star Pink, and reads as follows: ''Black? Lesbian? A Man?'' Now I'm not one to be a spoiler, 

so I won't spill the beans on whether the interview (conducted instant message-style) gets to the bottom of those, um, colorful questions, but I'll say I was surprised to discover the outspoken ''Stupid Girls'' singer is a budding tattoo artist who's already emblazoned a Social Distortion logo on her husband's derriere. If you didn't know, then now you know.